Fun with Real Conversations:

Ryan: I remember last year on my birthday I had one of those midnight cuddle session surprises with my old roommate. I woke up to find him in my bed. I had to think, did I come home with a girl last night....

SFND: You know I wouldn't do that to you. As much as you know I want too, I wouldn't do that.

Ryan: I know you wouldn't cross the line, except for last Sunday night's drunken text message.

SFND: Was that Olive Garden Druken night?

Ryan: Oh Yeah. I know you are quite fond of the scrub but it's not for you, it's for the ladies. Though if I were gay, I would get so much action. I'd be hanging out at the bars and getting so much ass it wouldn't even be funny.

Thinking to myself: You are welcome to join the team at any time you want. We won't even charge the normal enterance fees.